February 2012
33 posts
I learned to count to ten in Korean today
then I ate half a candy bar and threw the rest out
I wonder if I’m happy
When I was in high school I used to want to learn a bunch of different languages
and I guess I still do but I’m getting really tired of Asian languages all the time
I want to talk to white people again.
“‘I dislike Lana Del Rey’ is a popular opinion but I like her anyways” might be the most popular opinion about Lana Del Rey
I was at a public computer and I coughed and sneezed at the same time and a huge wad of phlegm came out right on my shoulder and I didn’t know what to do so I just wiped it off with a piece of courtesy paper that the library provided
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
There's no way I cannot channel Paula Small from...
tylercoates:
I’d like to go into this date with almost a chip on my shoulder. How dare he ask me out? How dare anybody put me through this? This is my feeling: right now I’m at the precipice of my life. I’m at a turning point. I’ve decided that I’m just going to go dressed how I am dressed because otherwise it’s almost false advertising. I’m wearing big, baggy pants and a shirt that makes a man...
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I’ve honestly been so upset about feeling like I’ve spent three years learning how to critically read fucking Japanese pop music videos and how to annotate natural language in a way that intentionally obscures its meaning that I haven’t been able to focus on learning how to critically read fucking Japanese pop music videos and how to annotate natural language in a way that...
Watchchristmasonthemoon:
One time he jerked off in my dog’s face
and she was very, very upset
I’m feeling better from my cold but I don’t think I’m going to bother going to class today
jerkameleonがあなたの動画に返信しました: my college education has mostly been pointless and…
Hey, at least you realized it before you finished. It took me until graduate school.
The major problem with realizing it before you finish is actually working up the energy to finish it. I’m sitting here with my semantics textbook open in front of me just struggling to even start reading the chapter I need...
why wasn't i born a waif
I would have been so good at it
I’ve had a fever and have been delirious for several days now and I am super tired.
grigoriiatticus said: Did you hold onto the script? That stuff was LOGOS worthy.
No, but I can probably ask Eric P. to make a copy easily, so we can get it. I would LOVE to see that printed in LOGOS.
Also I co-wrote a really good one-act play about how stool can mean both a thing to sit on and poop
think I might be in the running for the Nobel Prize in Literature
human-activities:
i saw a beautiful husky today; i wanted to press my face into its fur and see the future
True story: I’m at work, and this old white dude comes up to the desk, acting all pissy, and tells me I’m not doing my job because someone is talking too loudly on the phone. So trying to do my job, I ask this guy to step out of the library to take his call, which he does. Old white dude still acts pissy, I apologize and tell him I did everything I could, and then I see his computer...
People who speak esperanto make me want to kill myself
I don’t want to do anything important, I just want to know how to tell people I prefer winter melon to cold-mixed cucumber in Chinese
I’ve pretty much just been phoning it in for the last year or so.
January 2012
69 posts
‘Yeah, my boyfriend always embarrasses me in front of Chinese people. It’s the worst.’
I want to go somewhere that’s not my room
but there are people in places that aren’t my room
“I wanna curbstomp you until you come.”
I hope I wake up tomorrow and I am a completely different person than who I am right now.
I hope I wake up and I have a pack of cigarettes in my jacket pocket because I kind of miss smoking at times like this.
I’m reading a book by David Lewis and also listening to Mariah Carey right now
this is probably the first time this concordance of events has occurred
the world is infinitely novel
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I’m just like
way sad lately
“But when the Spring days grow warm
and the oriole sings
the girls take their...”
– from The Book of Songs
wo zhi xiang kan zhongwen nu xie de shu, chuan maoyi.
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‘The trivial science’
favoritepanties:
Beauty and the Beats by Dre
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I wish I didn’t feel so lame.
I miss my cat.
pikaballoons:
shirouu:
have you ever noticed
that the only thing pokemon ever talk about
is themselves
like come on get over yourselves
and one pokemon responds…
“why not?”
