January 2012
69 posts
I just destroyed a package of raspberries
which would be sensual, but when overweight gay Jews in a pair of slippers do things
it is very rarely sensual
him: that shit's crazy
him: i wish i could whistle and have a horse show up
her: have you ever even tried?
December 2011
43 posts
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
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The problem with working in the only public-access library that’s on the city bus routes is that some of the people who come in here are really depressing
Staph infections as a state of being.
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God, fuck waking up at 8am for work on a Saturday.
I’m reading “Empire of Signs” by Roland Barthes and he says a lot of things that are just incorrect
which I know isn’t the point, but like, dude
So I just realized that if I just started jerking off in the library right now
no one would be able to stop me, because I am in charge of telling people not to jerk off in the library
I’m like the 1% of jerking off in the library, and I control 99% of jerking off in the library
That yam almost caused a kitchen fire
Why is everything on Tumblr suddenly square? I swear it used to be bevelled.
I can’t wait to get off of work
mainly because I am going to go bake a sweet potato and chain-smoke
sailorfailures:
So I think I may be going to Beijing this summer?
Sometimes something reminds me that people I care about are going to die
and then I usually don’t feel like playing Skyrim anymore
so I put on slippers and a sweatshirt and get ready to wallow
Why are the only things I am capable of reading right now short stories, fantasy novels and critical theory?
dogburgersがあなたの投稿に返信しました: So I am returning the Nintendo 3DS my parents got…
turn the 3d part off
Eh, I don’t really care enough about Nintendo anymore that the two or three games I will eventually ever play on it for maybe a few hours each justify my parents spending $200 on it without the gimmick of 3d.
Video games just aren’t really a significant portion of my life anymore,...
So I am returning the Nintendo 3DS my parents got me because it gives me a headache
but I do really like the hot pot my parents got me.
Fuck I am old.
I used to be part of a powerful cabal of overweight, well-read homosexuals on the internet
but then I fell from grace
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Mom: What do you want for Christmas, Greg?
Me: A $20 donation to Oxfam in my name and a carton of Marb 27's?
madcatterv2:
i want you to make love to me like one of your animes
madcatterv2:
“i’m really worried about andy he’s been listening to a lot of really obscure 90s slowcore music lately”
internalespionage
I just remembered this one time when I was in 4th grade when I wrote a very good poem that a visiting poet at my school told me had an “extraordinarily mature voice”
but then I got in trouble because the guidance counselor thought I was depressed, so she called a conference with my parents to make sure everything was OK at home
of course I was sad (because I have always been sad and...
Sometimes I wonder if anyone takes me seriously at all
but they probably don’t, really
would you still love me even if i was j-pop?
I was trying to read some kanji I didn’t know in Japanese but I kind of recognized them in Chinese
but I just kind of sat there saying “ching chong” to myself for a minute before I thought to look them up
and then I got my degree revoked
I don’t want to do schoolwork or anything anymore
I just want to watch anime on my computer and pet a kitten
Someone wants to give me AIDS for money
and honestly it seems like a good deal
Honestly, I just want to fuck everyone’s shit up today.
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