February 2012
40 posts
A friend of mine taught me how to say “Can I sit here, please?” in Korean recently
and for some reason whenever I say this to a Korean they think it’s the funniest thing
it’s nice to get positive attention from people
I sat in the dining hall, eating cereal and watching Korean television with one headphone, and watched a girl I vaguely know with a thick Bronx accent daven over a sandwich on a paper plate and a cup of tea in a styrofoam cup.
I wonder if she still has a thick Bronx accent when she prays in Hebrew, and if her accent makes it hard for God to understand her.
I bought a pair of ankle booties today
they’re made of suede
and I keep looking at my foot and thinking about how they used to be a cow
farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
I am just going to pretend I am in a different place for the next year or so
I learned to count to ten in Korean today
then I ate half a candy bar and threw the rest out
I wonder if I’m happy
When I was in high school I used to want to learn a bunch of different languages
and I guess I still do but I’m getting really tired of Asian languages all the time
I want to talk to white people again.
“‘I dislike Lana Del Rey’ is a popular opinion but I like her anyways” might be the most popular opinion about Lana Del Rey
I was at a public computer and I coughed and sneezed at the same time and a huge wad of phlegm came out right on my shoulder and I didn’t know what to do so I just wiped it off with a piece of courtesy paper that the library provided
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
There's no way I cannot channel Paula Small from...
tylercoates:
I’d like to go into this date with almost a chip on my shoulder. How dare he ask me out? How dare anybody put me through this? This is my feeling: right now I’m at the precipice of my life. I’m at a turning point. I’ve decided that I’m just going to go dressed how I am dressed because otherwise it’s almost false advertising. I’m wearing big, baggy pants and a shirt that makes a man...
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I’ve honestly been so upset about feeling like I’ve spent three years learning how to critically read fucking Japanese pop music videos and how to annotate natural language in a way that intentionally obscures its meaning that I haven’t been able to focus on learning how to critically read fucking Japanese pop music videos and how to annotate natural language in a way that...
Watchchristmasonthemoon:
One time he jerked off in my dog’s face
and she was very, very upset
I’m feeling better from my cold but I don’t think I’m going to bother going to class today
jerkameleonがあなたの動画に返信しました: my college education has mostly been pointless and…
Hey, at least you realized it before you finished. It took me until graduate school.
The major problem with realizing it before you finish is actually working up the energy to finish it. I’m sitting here with my semantics textbook open in front of me just struggling to even start reading the chapter I need...
why wasn't i born a waif
I would have been so good at it
I’ve had a fever and have been delirious for several days now and I am super tired.
grigoriiatticus said: Did you hold onto the script? That stuff was LOGOS worthy.
No, but I can probably ask Eric P. to make a copy easily, so we can get it. I would LOVE to see that printed in LOGOS.
Also I co-wrote a really good one-act play about how stool can mean both a thing to sit on and poop
think I might be in the running for the Nobel Prize in Literature
human-activities:
i saw a beautiful husky today; i wanted to press my face into its fur and see the future
True story: I’m at work, and this old white dude comes up to the desk, acting all pissy, and tells me I’m not doing my job because someone is talking too loudly on the phone. So trying to do my job, I ask this guy to step out of the library to take his call, which he does. Old white dude still acts pissy, I apologize and tell him I did everything I could, and then I see his computer...
People who speak esperanto make me want to kill myself
I don’t want to do anything important, I just want to know how to tell people I prefer winter melon to cold-mixed cucumber in Chinese
I’ve pretty much just been phoning it in for the last year or so.