There’s no way I cannot channel Paula Small from “Home Movies” on the days when I have a date:

tylercoates:

I’d like to go into this date with almost a chip on my shoulder. How dare he ask me out? How dare anybody put me through this? This is my feeling: right now I’m at the precipice of my life. I’m at a turning point. I’ve decided that I’m just going to go dressed how I am dressed because otherwise it’s almost false advertising. I’m wearing big, baggy pants and a shirt that makes a man want to buy me another shirt.

(This probably explains my low success rate.)

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    I woke up this morning thinking about how I grew up looking forward to being old enough to date because I thought it...

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    I think I probably channel Coach McGuirk on my dates, thus explaining my low success rate.

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