I was at a public computer and I coughed and sneezed at the same time and a huge wad of phlegm came out right on my shoulder and I didn’t know what to do so I just wiped it off with a piece of courtesy paper that the library provided
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
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pjayk said:
This happened to me tonight too! Luckily I found a receipt someone threw on the ground to wipe it off with.
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squanto said:
I ate a pint of the cheapest ice cream I could find and watched Freddy Got Fingered and both of them made my stomach hurt a whole bunch
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